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Fabian Wildman left half a bottle of real piss in my bathroom. I don't know why he didn't piss in the toilet? He's used it many times in the past. I threw it out in the alleyway but then I became paranoid about a wino finding it and drinking it so I put it in the Leotard Girls' bin. I...
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27 Jul 2010
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Filed under: Fabian Wildman, Spides, rats, piss, disabled toilets, parties, the leotard girls, sleep, bathroom, big brother 10, scrap, bottle, streets
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Based on Hot Baby Roy's loved up humane suggestion we had Fabian Wildman round for a few cans the other night. The conversation started boringly and stopped a wee while later. Fabian was trying to be nice about everything, starting with Hot Baby Roy's trendy girl bought new clothes down to how...
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26 Jul 2010
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Filed under: Fabian Wildman, Betty Blue, Hot Baby Roy, kissy boy, romantic, zim van bindle, hot firey love lady, smoking crack, homeless hostel, popeye, girlfriend stories, scotch eggs, slushy, boring
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I walked home a different way from work yesterday to avoid Fabian Wildman, when I got in the house he had already been and gone. Hot Baby Roy was there and he was saying that him and Fabian had a nice chat about stuff and that he is okay about the past. I told him that was maybe because he was in love...
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I was walking home from work yesterday when Fabian Wildman came up to me. He was saying that he was just on his way to call round to mine. I could tell by the half eaten cake in his hand that he'd been waiting and watching for me. I felt rude telling him to *** off so I let him in especially because...
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Me and Battle Cat were out walking down the Lagan Towpath out by Central Station yesterday and it was pissing down. The weather's funny nowadays and we need a big old thunderstorm to sort it out before I *** off for the Twelfth (yay!) because I don't want shite weather ballsing it up for me....
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7 Jul 2010
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Filed under: Fabian Wildman, Battle Cat, Hot Baby Roy, river, dog walking, belfast central station, lagan tow path, hot firey love lady, metaphor, twelfth of july, rainbow, the rain, illusion, text message
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Fabian Wildman came round to the house last night when I was in by myself. He knocked the door and since I was up lying in bed having a wank with the light off I just pretended not to be in. He knocked for a while and tried his old key in the lock (!) but I'd luckily snibbed it. I'm getting the...
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29 Jun 2010
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Filed under: Fabian Wildman, Battle Cat, tea, Betty Blue, university, key cutting service, canteen, England, white bread, whitener, locks changed, egg sandwhich, cash machine
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Nanny Boo Boo phoned me up last night to ask me how I thought the surprise for Fabian Wildman went. I didn't have a go at her about it being a surprise for me too. She skirted around it for a bit saying that she hoped he had a nice time and that maybe I'd like to come down another night and do...
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Yesterday was the budget and I'm not sure about what it holds for Northern Ireland. All I know is that we're so dependent on the mainland that if there's cuts we're fucked in some way. I no longer think David Cameron doesn't care if his wife doesn't ***. I think he does, I don't...
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23 Jun 2010
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Filed under: David Cameron, Fabian Wildman, Hot Baby Roy, Crime, Birthday, wank, stranmillis, Nanny Boo Boo, cum, hot firey love lady, george osborne, budget, benefits
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After coming home from Nanny Boo Boos yesterday, Hot Baby Roy came in a little while later. His face was all red and puffy, so red his hair looked blonde. I asked him what was up. "Me and The Raven Princess Spandex are over," he said. "I suppose it never really began." "What...
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29 Apr 2010
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Filed under: Belfast, Crack, Fabian Wildman, pish, Nanny Boo Boo, marylin monroe, Rock and Roll Stephen, burdock wine, leotard girls, the raven princess spandex, Crocodile Burgers
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I went down the Lagan Meadows last night with a bottle of pink champaigne. The optimism of Spring didn't last it seems. There were some people sitting at the mouth of the meadows all having a laugh. I was feeling jealous until I heard my name shouted. I went over and it was Rock and Roll Stephen...
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9 Mar 2010
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Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Lagan Meadows, Betty Blue, charity shops, clarence, Rock and Roll Stephen, the smoker, pink champaigne, the unicorn girl, the indie kid
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At the back of the carpark on Tomb St where sk8rkids huff paintball pellets and drink Solschenizyn (brown lemonade, schnapps and a dash of Fanta), was Rock and Roll Stephen, the Unicorn Girl and Clarence Pishflap. "This isn't your usual place," I said to them. "Your gang don't...
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27 Feb 2010
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Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Betty Blue, fantasy, clarence, teeth, Rock and Roll Stephen, leotards, pink champaigne, the unicorn girl, solschenizyn, sk8erkids, tomb st, brown lemonade, schnapps
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Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo are huffing with each other over who's doing which part of the Anfield Rap, so I took myself to *** out the house and went down with Battle Cat to see Nanny Boo Boo. She brought out a big plate of buns for us and me and Battle Cat wolfed down the lot over a cup of tea. She...
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24 Jan 2010
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Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Battle Cat, Shoplifting, stranmillis, Nanny Boo Boo, flowers, wine, tramps, cider, stealing, bearing his arse
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There was a thing on the Stephen Nolan show this morning about the drugs problem in Ballymena. I don't know much about what it's like down there but it has a reputation for it. I think drugs are a big problem because there's *** all to do. We have a culture that encourages people to get wasted...
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21 Jan 2010
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Filed under: Sammy Wilson, Belfast, BBC, Crack, Fabian Wildman, Hot Baby Roy, Daemon, wank, ballymena, teenage rebel, Radio Ulster, Stephen Nolan, drugs, james currie, mayor, romcoms, xbox
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One of the Leotard Girls came round to the house today, it was the one with the black hair. Hot Baby Roy was out walking Battle Cat. I've seen this pattern before. Fabian Wildman used it go get his feet under the table and I just can't feel bad towards someone who's nice to Battle Cat. Anyway...
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So I was lying in bed last night trying to sleep after a hard week's work when I hear Hot Baby Roy open his room door and shuffle off down the stairs. He's walking funny by the sound of things so I go out and follow him. I catch him in a pair of tatty blue y-fronts heading towards the back door...
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5 Dec 2009
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Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Hot Baby Roy, sleepwalk, washing line, theft, snobs, fence, panties, heartbreak, naive, barely legal, bitter, tuesday kid. knickers. true love