I woke up this morning and the house was freezing. I went downstairs to find Clarence lying on the livingroom floor clutching an empty vodka bottle in one hand and rubbing his crotch slowly with the other. He'd Hot Baby Roy's Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging DVD tucked under one arm. It was...
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Filed under: Belfast, fight, Fabian Wildman, Battle Cat, vodka, Hot Baby Roy, Money, angus, thongs and perfect snogging, clarence, crotch, dvd player, back door, sleeping, home, kicked in
Hot Baby Roy hasn't been over since we watched Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging he left the DVD for us in case we wanted to view it alone. I told Fabian Wildman that I thought Hot Baby Roy was a sleaze and that I felt uncomfortable watching that pish movie the other night. Fabian Wildman said that...
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Filed under: Fabian Wildman, heavy metal, vomit party, Rock and roll, american, girlfriend, Hot Baby Roy, sex, friends, Hermione Granger, Emma Watson, angus, thongs and perfect snogging, joey tribiani, affection
Hot Baby Roy called round plastered last night. He brought a DVD of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging. "If you like Hermione Granger you'll love this!" he foamed at the mouth as he reached for the DVD player with big greedy hands and greedy eyes. "Is there magic girls in it?"...
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Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Hot Baby Roy, cat, snogging lessons, ace gang, bratz, angus, deaf, stiff dylans, thongs and perfect snogging