People of NI : the raven princess spandex

Cowboys Vs Indians

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 13:33:00 GMT

Yesterday was my Fruitarian Brother's birthday party, and like those of you who read this will no I haven't really seen much of them this year (except Wino Jo - who I used to live with.) He was in good form. He's off the drink now and he seems...(read more)

Hot Firey Love Lady Violence

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 20:28:00 GMT

I didn't tell Hot Baby Roy about The Raven Princess Spandex wanting to see him. He reads my blog sometimes so he might find out anyway. I'm not telling him though. I asked him if he had been at Hot Firey Love Lady's house. He said yes. I asked...(read more)

Twisty Faced Bint

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 11:49:00 GMT

Everyone is having fun but me. Hot Baby Roy is off round the town with Gingerella stretching his dole out like a Mr Stretch doll or a turkey's neck, or Gingerella has money and she's spending it on him. How does that lucky *** get this and not...(read more)

"It's My Birthday So You Have To Sleep With Me"

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Fri, 21 May 2010 22:23:00 GMT

So Hot Baby Roy's been getting all excited and asking me who I'm inviting to his party. I know he thinks the Leotard Girls are top of the list and that he's going to get a "it's my birthday you have to sleep with me" *** off...(read more)

Threats from Occult Forces

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Wed, 05 May 2010 18:12:00 GMT

Yesterday was when I had that conversation with Hot Baby Roy about us stopping crack. He was really disappointed and said that he'd been planning some good crack smoking times and he was gonna get me and him initialled pipes but I told him no way...(read more)

A Victory for The Ugly Ones

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Sun, 02 May 2010 15:11:00 GMT

Last night I wanted to have a word with Hot Baby Roy about us not doing crack anymore but he was all happy about hitting Rock and Roll Stephen. I didn't want to spoil it but then he was talking about getting a nice bit of crack for us to celebrate...(read more)

No Romance For Anyone

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Sat, 01 May 2010 14:39:00 GMT

Balkazaler didn't show last night, so I sat there cracked off my face giggling and feeling all happy when the door went. Here we go, I thought to myself getting ready to ask all these important questions but when I answered the door it was Rock and...(read more)

An Old Enemy Returns

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 09:42:00 GMT

This morning I went twitching out to put the bin out. The Raven Princess Spandex was standing out in the alley too, just standing there with a big white terrified face on her. "You're very pale without your make-up on," I said giving her...(read more)

Rock-a-Bye Hot Baby Roy

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:59:00 GMT

After coming home from Nanny Boo Boos yesterday, Hot Baby Roy came in a little while later. His face was all red and puffy, so red his hair looked blonde. I asked him what was up. "Me and The Raven Princess Spandex are over," he said. "I...(read more)

I Should Never Go To Parties

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 15:21:00 GMT

Last night was the Raven Princess Spandex's birthday party and me and Wino Jo and Hot Baby Roy were all getting ready to go. I came into the livingroom all dragged up in a nice tasteful evening gown and high heels. It's not often I get to wear...(read more)

How Do You Break Things Gently?

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:46:00 GMT

Last night was excrutiating. When I got in from work Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo sat me down and told me to be honest about their rendition of the Anfield Rap. Instead of a backing track they took turns at human beatbox while the other rapped. It was pants...(read more)

I've 100 Followers

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 20:12:00 GMT

I guess that makes me a cult leader a lot like the late but seldom missed Jim Jones. I dunno, all I do know is that Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo are currently in preparation to commit a double suicide next week. That's because it's The Raven Princess...(read more)

Wino Jo's Crafty Plan

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 15:24:00 GMT

I woke up the other day to find Wino Jo staring at me all bug eyed and smiling. I asked him what was up and he said that he had fallen in love with this beautiful blonde who lives next door. I didn't want to break his alcohol/love enlarged heart and...(read more)

I'm Sick in Bed

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 14:42:00 GMT

Both Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo have been taking care of me now I'm ill. It's very nice because Hot Baby Roy brings me up soup and sits and tells me stories about the Leotard Girls or more about his blossoming relationship with The Raven Princess...(read more)

A Visit From The Raven Princess Spandex

Party Down and Go *** Yourself — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 21:29:00 GMT

It seems that talking Battle Cat for a walk on a pish freezing cold night and doing some good deeds along the way have made me sick. I'm lying in bed supping hot whiskey and milky broth. The Raven Princess spandex was round and even though she wasn't...(read more)