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Back on the Dole and Dreams of Cheryl Cole

Sitting shivering at my desk yesterday and coughing so much I had to keep putting customers on hold, London Girl came over and said that I was spending an unacceptable amount of time on calls. I told her all about my cough and she said that she had noticed...

Published 17 Feb 2010 1:47 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Brit Awards, boke, fired, scumbag, sick, ashley cole, call centre, truffle shuffle, huffy tortoise, souls, victoria work house, london girls, legs, wedding ring, losing arms, cheryl cole

Those Poor Shops of Belfast

We have new neighbours. I heard them moving in yesterday. Two big sweaty metallers. When I saw them move in I was so shocked I just blurted out: "Hello Sweaty Metallers, do yous worship the devil?" "Get fucked you spidey ballbag,"...

Published 6 Mar 2009 5:49 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Police, fight, Fabian Wildman, sweaty, Metaller, devil, thief, shoplifter, satanists, Shoplifting, neighbours, scumbag, spide, fingers

Looking for a new hobby

Already I'm hyped because I'm amped. I got up early yesterday morning and licked the bowl. I'm going to need to find a hobby in the coming weeks so I don't get lonely, what with Fabian Wildman having a job. There's only so much dog...

Published 28 Feb 2009 11:58 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: family, job, Belfast, Fabian Wildman, shoplifter, scumbag, neil young, capitalist, zoo, tree, monkey, history, evolution, big time, ancestors, hobby

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Those Poor Shops of Belfast

Looking for a new hobby