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Tuesday Kid The Teacher - The Final Lesson

I was about to leave the house last night with my bottle of pink champaigne when the door went. Standing outside looking worried and more haggard than a sixteen year old should was My Protege. I wondered if he was now on crack like I had been and I was...

Published 26 Feb 2010 12:39 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, lick the bowl, stranmillis, Nanny Boo Boo, catcher in the rye, my protege, gay, jd salinger, pink champaigne, let her down easy, terrence trent d'arby, sixteen year old

On The Day That JD Salinger Died

Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo are on the huff since I stopped them making dicks out of themselves in front of the Leotard Girl, no sweat guys. You're fucking welcome. Anyways I took myself off down to Stranmillis because I've got to sort out My Protege...

Published 28 Jan 2010 7:24 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, stranmillis, Nanny Boo Boo, catcher in the rye, my protege, balls twisted, cutters wharf, river lagan, nasty, jd salinger

January Friend

I'm really down today, and I haven't been in a long while, or at least when I was I didn't notice because I was too busy with work or being ill or trying to sort out Wino Jo and Hot Baby Roy, but now I feel it. I phoned off work today and...

Published 25 Jan 2010 10:21 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Battle Cat, Dole, Lagan Meadows, Hot Baby Roy, shaw's bridge, my protege, leotard girls, depressed, I'm sensitive, stalking, jewel, wanks, january friend

Cleaning up Bad Stranmillis

I went down to see Nanny Boo Boo today. It seems that My Protege has turned into a right wee shite and is turning Stranmillis into a violent ghetto. I told her that it's time I took to the streets and kicked his ass Equalizer style. I went and found...

Published 12 Dec 2009 9:48 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, stranmillis, Nanny Boo Boo, bastard, my protege, gay, thug passion, equalizer, dope

Windy Day Sexy Fais

I stood in some glass this morning. I was pure raging I thought about that Bruce Lee movie where he makes the baddies eat paper and warns them that next time they act like muthafuckers he'll make them eat glass. Still at least Battle Cat didn't...

Published 15 Nov 2009 8:17 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Battle Cat, cut throat, plate glass window, my protege, feet, bruce lee, prince harry

Broken Windows will Earn Someone a Broken Mouth

Sitting down watching Harry Hills TV Burp getting ready to support the Jedward Boys (by the way Derek Accorah is a funky dancer, who knew?) when a brick comes flying through the window. Luckily it missed Battle Cat, me and the TV. I jumped up and ran...

Published 14 Nov 2009 8:06 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Battle Cat, Michael Jackson, my protege, jedward, x-factor, smashing windows, wee bastards, harry hill's tv burp, funky dance, harry hill, derek accorah

Nanny Boo Boo and Me have a Talk

Nanny Boo Boo asked me to call down to hers after work today. She had a cup of tea and nice buns all laid out when I came in. She said that My Protege had been round balling his wee eyes out about how I was a big puff and sitting in front of the TV drunk...

Published 11 Nov 2009 11:00 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, leotard, spandex, Nanny Boo Boo, acne, lily allen, negligees, clash, cross dressing, transvestitism, club book, my protege, lily cole

Busted in Drag

So there I was downing a full bottle of whiskey, wearing the oul drag and watching X-Factor on Saturday night, when I looks out the window and sees My Protege and one of his wee wanker mates standing outside. My Protege had a face like beetroot (he's...

Published 9 Nov 2009 5:43 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Battle Cat, spide, leotard, whiskey, my protege, comfy, jedward, get carter, john and edward, wee wanker, cross dresser, x-factor, drag

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