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  • Thursday Special ~ Plans

    A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the young...
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  • Thursday Special ~ It is Thursday!

    A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F”? (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).”...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Translation

    When Charles De Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British Ambassador and his wife threw a Gala dinner party in his honour. At the dinner table the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame De Gaulle. “Your husband has been such...
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  • Bidding

    Yesterday Maynard was heard to say: Don’t tell Grannymar, but I’m trying to get my bid in to be one of her “Toyboys”. Now you all know I come at a price! Like all Sales, this special offer comes to an end today and the price reverts to normal! I can cook...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Three Bears Story

    A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning…. Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. ‘Who’s been eating my porridge?’ he squeaks. Daddy...
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  • Thursday Special ~ The Pastor’s Ass

    A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again . The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity...
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  • Thursday Special ~ No one believes seniors

    An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Ear Infection.

    This is so true! They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There’s nothing worse than a Doctor’s Receptionist who insists...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Second Opinions.

    A woman brought a very limp duck into a Veterinary Surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the Vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After a moment or two, the Vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry...
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  • Thursday Special ~ The Supermarket

    A new Publix Supermarket opened in Pinellas Park, Florida. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows...
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  • Thursday Special ~ THE UGLY FROG

    An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in,...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Are you going shopping?

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect...
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  • Thursday Special ~ The Rabbit and the Blonde

    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Famous Blogger

    I like this: I am still trying! Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.
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  • Thursday Special ~ Naming a Dog

    Make sure to name your dog correctly Folks generally aren’t very creative in choosing names for their dogs. That’s why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But have you heard the plight of the fellow who thought he’d be cute and name...
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