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  • Thursday Special ~ Please Doc!

    Doc, you’ve gotta help me! My wife just isn’t interested in sex any more. Haven’t you got a pill or something I can give her?” “Look, I can’t prescribe…” “Doc, we’ve been friends for years. Have...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Tips For Seniors

    Love Making Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses. To make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2.. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Country Living

    When you’re from the country ~ you look at things a little differently… A Montana rancher got in his pickup and drove to a neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your Dad home?” the...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Old

    ‘OLD’ IS WHEN… Your sweetie says, ‘Let’s go upstairs And make love,’ and you answer, ‘Pick one; I can’t do both!’ ‘OLD’ IS WHEN…. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Popcorn

    A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked, “Sir, what’s that on your shoulder?” The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed Chuck down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a...
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  • Thursday Special ~ A Bracelet @ Tiffany’s

    A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she accidentally lets out a fart. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Tourists

    On a beautiful summer’s day, two English tourists were driving through Wales . At the town of, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, “Before we order...
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  • Thursday Special ~ One day….

    One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or ***… ( That would be me ) But that was a long time ago and it was just that one day. The End Thank you Margaret for our chuckle today
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  • Thursday Special ~ Self Defense

    Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch...
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  • Thursday Special ~ The Middle Wife

    With thanks to Hywel, a teacher, for introducing me to this wonderful school story. The Middle Wife I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom...
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  • Conversation

    Friend (F): Did you not go out tobogganing? Me (M): LOL! I went ice skating instead. Snow is for young people, I was out for 30 mins today and an hour on 29th Dec. (F): You won’t break any records with that! (M): I don’t want to break anything...

  • Thursday Special ~ BLONDE in a CASINO

    AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Judge Judy

    ~ Judge Judy ~ # # # I think that this is the best quote of the decade. Judge to Prostitute : ” So when did you realize you were raped? “ # # # Prostitute, (wiping away tears) : ” When the cheque bounced. “ Thank you Frank!
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  • Thursday Special ~ Listen up!

    A man who went to Church with his wife was always falling asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the...
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  • Thursday Special ~ Courting Couple

    One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling he said...
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