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"It's My Birthday So You Have To Sleep With Me"

So Hot Baby Roy's been getting all excited and asking me who I'm inviting to his party. I know he thinks the Leotard Girls are top of the list and that he's going to get a "it's my birthday you have to sleep with me" *** off...

Published 21 May 2010 11:23 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Hot Baby Roy, Hooka, The Death Owl, Birthday, birthday party, Rock and Roll Stephen, princess cheetara, the raven princess spandex

I Should Never Go To Parties

Last night was the Raven Princess Spandex's birthday party and me and Wino Jo and Hot Baby Roy were all getting ready to go. I came into the livingroom all dragged up in a nice tasteful evening gown and high heels. It's not often I get to wear...

Published 31 Jan 2010 3:21 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, guitar, spandex, drag, birthday party, Rock and Roll Stephen, indie kid, leotard girls, princess cheetara, the raven princess spandex, fancy dress, the libertines, beastie boys, the smoker

How Do You Break Things Gently?

Last night was excrutiating. When I got in from work Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo sat me down and told me to be honest about their rendition of the Anfield Rap. Instead of a backing track they took turns at human beatbox while the other rapped. It was pants...

Published 27 Jan 2010 2:46 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Hot Baby Roy, birthday party, leotard girls, princess cheetara, the raven princess spandex, liverpool, anfield rap, Kareoke, salty, human beatbox

I've 100 Followers

I guess that makes me a cult leader a lot like the late but seldom missed Jim Jones. I dunno, all I do know is that Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo are currently in preparation to commit a double suicide next week. That's because it's The Raven Princess...

Published 22 Jan 2010 8:12 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Hot Baby Roy, birthday party, princess cheetara, the raven princess spandex, ll cool j, bin day, bruce grobbelaar, anfield rap, embarrassing, liverpool fc, john barnes

Talking Street Drinking and Missing Cool Partys

Hot Baby Roy left for the party looking cool last night and I sat in with Wino Jo, who was in a wile state thinking he was back on the drink. I couldn't bring myself to tell him that I'd beat him up in his sleep. Hot Baby Roy was spurting all...

Published 20 Dec 2009 5:07 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, crying, Hot Baby Roy, City Centre, birthday party, leotard girls, dvds, alcoholism, walk, mucky, black eyes, street drinking

Hot Leotard Muscle Party Time

One of the Leotard Girls came round to the house today, it was the one with the black hair. Hot Baby Roy was out walking Battle Cat. I've seen this pattern before. Fabian Wildman used it go get his feet under the table and I just can't feel bad...

Published 13 Dec 2009 6:04 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Battle Cat, Hot Baby Roy, Weekend, birthday party, leotard girls, sporty, muscle men, beefy muscle men

A nice Suprise

Yesterday started off really pish. I went and bought more booze and went down to Tomb St Carpark where all the Emo kids hang out but it was too pish for them to be out so I sat by myself listening to cars passing overhead. Then I took a walk out Corporation...

Published 21 Oct 2009 9:38 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Hot Baby Roy, Hooka, Nanny Boo Boo, mother of bowling ball, wild child, protege, birthday party, who are we, metallica

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