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Wino Jo hits the road

wino Jo came into the livingroom and spoke to me this morning. He said that he was going to go and visit the Fruitarian. I told him I was sick but when I was better then yes. He said he was going to go today. He's going to stay long term at the Fruitarian's...

Published 22 Feb 2010 10:33 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, sick, sofa, Money, scrounger, rotten bananas, tofu, fruitarian, wanker

Pop Star to Ringo Starr

My time spent sitting on the sofa has turned into convalescence (the last big word Book Boy ever taught me sniff sniff). I've been happed up with a blanket and me and Battle Cat have been watching *** like Pop Star to Opera Star, and trying to work...

Published 20 Feb 2010 11:58 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Battle Cat, sick, Hot Baby Roy, book boy, ringo starr, peace and love, darius danesh, thomas the tank engine, daytime tv, couch, pop star, opera star, darius campbell

A Nice Day on the Sofa

This morning I broke the bad news of my firing to Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo, they both started shouting at me about how could I do this? And how I couldn't go back on the dole. I reminded them that they both were on the dole and that maybe now they...

Published 18 Feb 2010 1:20 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: job, Belfast, Wino Jo, Battle Cat, Dole, fired, Hot Baby Roy, Money, hardcore, dvd, Ginger, chuck norris, shouting, pishflap, shit job, big toe, ballbag

How to Make The Tastiest Pancakes

This morning I was coughing up chunks of green stuff. It's all the walking about drunk in the cold, Wino Jo says, he says he's an expert in this stuff. It seems his being back on the drink was a temporary thing as he's not been drunk since...

Published 16 Feb 2010 11:05 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, pancake day, Custom House Square, sweetheart, call centre, book boy, disabled toilets, call centres, pink champaigne, chest infection, valentines day, coughing up blood, green stuff

A Good Old Scrap

Hot Baby Roy is back on the booze. I found him last night sprawled on his back with a big smile on his face and a bottle of Scrumpy Jack cuddled in his arms. Hot Baby Roy was lining his *** up with his nose (Hot Baby Roy's ***, Wino Jo's nose...

Published 12 Feb 2010 12:34 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Hot Baby Roy, fuck, clarence, arse, arty pals, alcoholism, limp cock, Ass, jean claude van damme, cock nose, scrumpy jack cider, pussy, ass whoopin, chinese gung-fu, photos

How Do You Break Things Gently?

Last night was excrutiating. When I got in from work Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo sat me down and told me to be honest about their rendition of the Anfield Rap. Instead of a backing track they took turns at human beatbox while the other rapped. It was pants...

Published 27 Jan 2010 2:46 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Hot Baby Roy, birthday party, leotard girls, princess cheetara, the raven princess spandex, liverpool, anfield rap, Kareoke, salty, human beatbox

Songs About "The Smoker"

I bumped into Rock and Roll Stephen on my way to work today. He was talking about how he was trying to start up a band, and it turns out that the Indie Kid on my street is the lead guitarist and song writer. He's writing songs about this character...

Published 26 Jan 2010 2:14 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Party, Hot Baby Roy, Rock and Roll Stephen, indie kid, anfield rap, fancy dress, singer/songwriter, the libertines, dudley moore, peter doherty, carl barat, peter cook, team

January Friend

I'm really down today, and I haven't been in a long while, or at least when I was I didn't notice because I was too busy with work or being ill or trying to sort out Wino Jo and Hot Baby Roy, but now I feel it. I phoned off work today and...

Published 25 Jan 2010 10:21 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Battle Cat, Dole, Lagan Meadows, Hot Baby Roy, shaw's bridge, my protege, leotard girls, depressed, I'm sensitive, stalking, jewel, wanks, january friend

I've 100 Followers

I guess that makes me a cult leader a lot like the late but seldom missed Jim Jones. I dunno, all I do know is that Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo are currently in preparation to commit a double suicide next week. That's because it's The Raven Princess...

Published 22 Jan 2010 8:12 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Hot Baby Roy, birthday party, princess cheetara, the raven princess spandex, ll cool j, bin day, bruce grobbelaar, anfield rap, embarrassing, liverpool fc, john barnes

L-I-V E-R-P double O-L Liverpool FC!

Today I've been feeling better but I'm not going outside incase it aggravates it and I get the sniffles again. Hot Baby Roy seems fine with Wino Jo's new found friendship because they're both working on the clear assumption that they're...

Published 17 Jan 2010 5:11 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Football, Wino Jo, Hot Baby Roy, sniffles, leotard girls, liverpool, transfer, steven gerrard, rafael benitez

Wino Jo's Crafty Plan

I woke up the other day to find Wino Jo staring at me all bug eyed and smiling. I asked him what was up and he said that he had fallen in love with this beautiful blonde who lives next door. I didn't want to break his alcohol/love enlarged heart and...

Published 16 Jan 2010 3:24 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, scabby nettle gang, five year plan, Hot Baby Roy, love, fancy, princess cheetara, the raven princess spandex, 3 litres of cider, pee the bed, kicked balls

Who Wants to Lick The Bowl

Being sick is pish, I just lie in bed all day wanting to lick the bowl and occasionally boking. It's no fun. To top it off I sometimes hear Hot Baby Roy or Wino Jo trying to make conversation with each other through the floorboards. They're trying...

Published 14 Jan 2010 11:54 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, lick the bowl, sick, Hot Baby Roy, conversation, alcohol fueled rage, pee the bed, sasperilla, mineral, dandelion and burdock, pause, bed

Bum Fights

Somehow Wino Jo's old drinking buddy Foosted Wotsit head has found out that Wino Jo is staying with me. Seems he didn't hear that Wino Jo is off the drink and he arrived up at the door with a big three litre Scabby Nettle Gang welcome pack. Wino...

Published 9 Jan 2010 4:40 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Foosted Wotsit Head, scabby nettle gang, Hot Baby Roy, baseball bat, Ginger, alcoholism, street drinking, alcohol fueled rage, bum fights, 3 litres of cider, tramps

The Raven Princess Spandex Visits

Working on the assumption that Hot Baby Roy and Wino Jo now live with me, The Raven Princess Spandex was our first foot of the year and she didn't bring money, coal or shortbread like she's supposed to. I'm hoping that her beauty is the good...

Published 3 Jan 2010 3:28 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Hot Baby Roy, baseball bat, Money, princess cheetara, the raven princess spandex, shortbread, coal, first foot

Happy New Year

I was in work late on New Year's Eve so when I finally finished I was in no mood to go out partying. I went home to find that Hot Baby Roy was away out (probably with the leotard girls) and Wino Jo was lying sleeping on the couch. I took battle cat...

Published 2 Jan 2010 3:38 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Wino Jo, Battle Cat, Hot Baby Roy, skint, YouTube, clothes, leotard girls, dog walking

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