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The Suicide Diaries

The Indie Kid came to my house this morning. He was lucky to catch me because I didn't have to be in until twelve. He had on his best Pete Doherty kit and an acoustic guitar by his side. He tipped his hat and said: "Mr. Tuesday Kid, I'd sure...

Published 3 Jul 2010 1:07 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Lagan, Pete Doherty, tuesday kid, twelve foot amazon, the indie kid, moleskin, the suicide diaries, banbridge, acoustic guitar, libertines

More Pain

I felt it was a bit warmer last night, so I walked down by the Lagan as if I was going by Jordanstown. All the way out past the back of the markets, down past where the Obel Tower still hasn't been finished and on out past the Seacat terminal. There...

Published 28 Feb 2010 4:19 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Lagan, Obel Tower, felt tips, rain, bath, snow, lagan tow path, jordanstown, harbour, piss myself, wash clothes, markets, seacat terminal

How to Know if Your Balls Have Dropped

I'm stuck in an endless conversation. I don't know where it began or what it's about or even who it is with. Or even if my contributions are all that relevant. I spend my mornings before work sitting at the Masonic compasses at custom house...

Published 10 Feb 2010 2:02 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Lagan, satanists, odyssey, freemasons, pish, toilet seat, conversation, captain cool bastard, endless, puppy dog, pee, masonic compass, heavy metal Rock and roll vomit party, humungus, goths

A Visit From The Raven Princess Spandex

It seems that talking Battle Cat for a walk on a pish freezing cold night and doing some good deeds along the way have made me sick. I'm lying in bed supping hot whiskey and milky broth. The Raven Princess spandex was round and even though she wasn't...

Published 12 Jan 2010 9:29 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Lagan, kung-fu, Battle Cat, Party, sick, Hot Baby Roy, wank, the raven princess spandex, frozen, mariah carey, hot whiskey, sexy woman, milky broth

Don't Let Sammy Wilson Take Charge of the Province!

I had to go for some first aid stuff for Hot Baby Roy, it's the least I could do, especially since Wino Jo was shaking his head and cackling to himself. Ungreatful fucker. I took Battle Cat for a bit of a dander because snow or no snow, he needs exercise...

Published 10 Jan 2010 12:05 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Sammy Wilson, Belfast, Lagan, Battle Cat, Hot Baby Roy, DUP, Peter Robinson, Daemon, kirk mccambly, iris robinson, snow, weak ice, first minister, frozen, nigel dodds

How to Become a Dirty Old Man - Step One

Me and Battle Cat were down seeing Nanny Boo Boo today, she's always really happy to see us and I did some more stuff round the house for her. I never really fancied myself as a handy man so I'm a bit surprised at how I know to do some of the...

Published 28 Jun 2009 1:18 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Lagan, Crack, Battle Cat, Hot Baby Roy, boat race, stranmillis embankment, mini-skirt, seasaw, pop socks, belly top, girl, felt tips, dirty, conversation, underage, age of consent

Foosted Wotsit Head is Running Scared

I went looking for Foosted Wotsit head today because I was supposed to be taking him to a hypnotist to find out about his violent dreams involving my missing brother but he was also no where to be found. I asked around and the last anyone saw him he was...

Published 26 May 2009 9:50 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Lagan, Foosted Wotsit Head, Battle Cat, shite, Lagan Meadows, rats, Sailor Town, ball bag, lisburn, poisonous snake, truck driver, follow

Be true cause they'll lock you up in a sad sad zoo

Fabian seems to have really taken to his new found employed status with the same ferocity he took to being a crackhead. In other words he's come home every night this week talking about "lazy dole scum bastards" and wee kids in the shop...

Published 3 Mar 2009 1:39 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Lagan, crackhead, Fabian Wildman, Battle Cat, shoplifter, underpass, felt tip, odyssey, storm, cat power, freemasons, metal heart, nail, arena

All is strange on New Year's Day

On New Year's day we went for a walk along the Lagan towpath near Drum Bridge and came across these balloons tied to the tree branches. There was no obvious reason as to why they were there - so I can only assume they are the remnants of the teddy...

Published 3 Jan 2009 7:32 AM by My own little empire

Filed under: Belfast, Drum Bridge, Lagan

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