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Cowboys Vs Indians

Yesterday was my Fruitarian Brother's birthday party, and like those of you who read this will no I haven't really seen much of them this year (except Wino Jo - who I used to live with.) He was in good form. He's off the drink now and he seems...

Published 23 Aug 2010 2:33 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Foosted Wotsit Head, Hot Baby Roy, Hot Shot Banker Brother, metaller brother, hippy, Fruitarian Brother, birthday party, leotard girls, princess cheetara, the raven princess spandex, iron maiden

The Suicide Diaries - No 3.

I was so fucked off with not knowing what's up with The Punchbowl Girl that I asked Hot Baby Roy what was up with her. He's having a run of luck with women so he knows about *** like this. Or is supposed to but his best advice was make her a CD...

Published 22 Aug 2010 5:22 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Hot Baby Roy, poetry, the suicide diaries, the punchbowl girl, slushy love songs, foreign coins, rare butterfly

Work is Making me a Mutherfucker

I've been all stressed out because of work. Sex with The Punchbowl Girl helps out but I'd like to get back to when I have time off wandering about Belfast having fun and doing the odd bit of shoplifting. I was talking to Hot Firey Love Lady when...

Published 14 Aug 2010 9:48 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: work, Belfast, Hot Baby Roy, big brother, winner, mutherfucker, call centre, manager, Cafe, wanker, hot firey love lady, sam pepper, eviction, psuedo-incest, big brother eviction

The Old Gang Back Together?

Based on Hot Baby Roy's loved up humane suggestion we had Fabian Wildman round for a few cans the other night. The conversation started boringly and stopped a wee while later. Fabian was trying to be nice about everything, starting with Hot Baby Roy's...

Published 26 Jul 2010 3:07 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Fabian Wildman, Betty Blue, Hot Baby Roy, kissy boy, romantic, zim van bindle, hot firey love lady, smoking crack, homeless hostel, popeye, girlfriend stories, scotch eggs, slushy, boring

Lads Night In

I yesterday when I came home I slept for a bit then I heard Hot Baby Roy in walking about the house. I went down to say hello. "Where's Hot Firey Love Lady?" I asked him. "She has some work stuff to catch up on," he said. "Can...

Published 22 Jul 2010 3:16 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Queens University, Hot Baby Roy, job centre, charity shops, hot firey love lady, drew barrymore, china china, ellen page, some guys, all you can eat, buffet, Rod Stewart, she pays, whip it

Like Robbie Williams and Take That

I walked home a different way from work yesterday to avoid Fabian Wildman, when I got in the house he had already been and gone. Hot Baby Roy was there and he was saying that him and Fabian had a nice chat about stuff and that he is okay about the past...

Published 16 Jul 2010 3:22 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Fabian Wildman, Hot Baby Roy, street drinking, hot firey love lady, robbie williams, winos, take that, she pays for everything, huge cock

Positive Thinking For Work

Back in work and I'm fully charged to kick corporate ass, I'm gonna make the deals, bust the ass that needs busted for me to get that promotion I'm gonna drag the company to its knees. It's gonna knee for me. Or some such balls, All my...

Published 14 Jul 2010 11:39 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Battle Cat, girlfriend, Betty Blue, Hot Baby Roy, Dog, puppy, mother of bowling ball, sandcastles, call centre, the unicorn girl, clarence pishflap, egg sandwhich, knees

In and Around Nordirland.

I'm hiding out in the countryside (in the North still) and the only way you'll find me is if you follow the trail of duderay stickers. Hot Baby Roy and Hot Firey Love Lady are looking after Battle Cat. Hot Firey Love Lady is really excited about...

Published 11 Jul 2010 3:15 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Battle Cat, Hot Baby Roy, laptop, tuesday kid, hot whiskey, discover ireland, duderay, hot firey love lady, twelfth of july, stickers, orangefest, countryside

Up Above The Streets and Houses Rainbow Climbing High

Me and Battle Cat were out walking down the Lagan Towpath out by Central Station yesterday and it was pissing down. The weather's funny nowadays and we need a big old thunderstorm to sort it out before I *** off for the Twelfth (yay!) because I don't...

Published 7 Jul 2010 12:31 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Fabian Wildman, Battle Cat, Hot Baby Roy, river, dog walking, belfast central station, lagan tow path, hot firey love lady, metaphor, twelfth of july, rainbow, the rain, illusion, text message

Lets Play Pinball

Hot Baby Roy hasn't been here all week so I called him to ask where he was. He said that he was in Donegal with Hot Firey Love Lady. I told him I was happy for him but that this call was costing me da bomb (I think that's the right context to...

Published 1 Jul 2010 11:52 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Battle Cat, donegal, heroes, Hot Baby Roy, baseball bat, Cops, tuesday kid, raven princess spandex, zim van bindle, gingerella, hot firey love lady, pinball, coco bongo, civilians, cuddly

No Party for Me, I Still Go and *** Myself

I didn't go to work today, not because I'm bad, or I'm depressed but because the Leotard Girls had a party last night and kept me awake all fucking night long? On a Tuesday? My day? It was all to entice Hot Baby Roy into their lair of gyrating...

Published 1 Jul 2010 12:33 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: work, Party, Hot Baby Roy, spandex, baseball bat, peelers, Cops, sweating, leotard girls, tramps, bedsheets, gyrating, tuesday

Hot Firey Love Lady Violence

I didn't tell Hot Baby Roy about The Raven Princess Spandex wanting to see him. He reads my blog sometimes so he might find out anyway. I'm not telling him though. I asked him if he had been at Hot Firey Love Lady's house. He said yes. I asked...

Published 27 Jun 2010 9:28 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Hot Baby Roy, mother of bowling ball, the raven princess spandex, Landlord, violence, kung fu, hot firey love lady, ginger nuts, homeless

Twisty Faced Bint

Everyone is having fun but me. Hot Baby Roy is off round the town with Gingerella stretching his dole out like a Mr Stretch doll or a turkey's neck, or Gingerella has money and she's spending it on him. How does that lucky *** get this and not...

Published 26 Jun 2010 12:49 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Dole, Hot Baby Roy, leotard girls, the raven princess spandex, gingerella, hot firey love lady

A Rotten Fucking Set Up

Yesterday was the budget and I'm not sure about what it holds for Northern Ireland. All I know is that we're so dependent on the mainland that if there's cuts we're fucked in some way. I no longer think David Cameron doesn't care if...

Published 23 Jun 2010 12:53 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: David Cameron, Fabian Wildman, Hot Baby Roy, Crime, Birthday, wank, stranmillis, Nanny Boo Boo, cum, hot firey love lady, george osborne, budget, benefits

Nick Griffin is a Fat Wanker

We're on the phones now and it's amazing how it all comes so naturally. Mind is numb and days are set to drift pass with occasional "craic" how do people go from these jobs to ones they like? What do I like? I'm not saying I've...

Published 18 Jun 2010 10:30 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: music, Hot Baby Roy, call centre, university, lyrics, gingerella, instruments, flatmates, musician

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