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Unicorns Aren't Extinct Yet

I went down the Lagan Meadows last night with a bottle of pink champaigne. The optimism of Spring didn't last it seems. There were some people sitting at the mouth of the meadows all having a laugh. I was feeling jealous until I heard my name shouted...

Published 9 Mar 2010 11:55 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Lagan Meadows, Betty Blue, charity shops, clarence, Rock and Roll Stephen, the smoker, pink champaigne, the unicorn girl, the indie kid

Pain

At the back of the carpark on Tomb St where sk8rkids huff paintball pellets and drink Solschenizyn (brown lemonade, schnapps and a dash of Fanta), was Rock and Roll Stephen, the Unicorn Girl and Clarence Pishflap. "This isn't your usual place...

Published 27 Feb 2010 3:38 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Betty Blue, fantasy, clarence, teeth, Rock and Roll Stephen, leotards, pink champaigne, the unicorn girl, solschenizyn, sk8erkids, tomb st, brown lemonade, schnapps

Fabian Wildman's Leaving Party

Last night was Fabian Wildman's leaving party. Of course, I was one of the first people on the scene. Me Fabian and Betty Blue tucked into the wine while we waited for the guests to arrive. I gave Fabian his book on 20th Century art and he blurted...

Published 9 Sep 2009 10:20 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Betty Blue, Hot Baby Roy, mother of bowling ball, unicorn girl, clarence, 20th century art, babysitters club, black books, postman pat, 10 things I hate about you

A New Month - New Prospects

I've been helping Fabian Wildman pack up his stuff. He says we're going to have a leaving party with Betty Blue's arty pals (his now), and it's going suck because I know it'll look like Fabian with the civilized arty types around him...

Published 2 Sep 2009 12:08 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Moving house, Fabian Wildman, Betty Blue, Hot Baby Roy, the banshee, derek baby, arty pals, secuity guard, degenerates, plate glass window, britney spears, art students, social maneuvering

Fabian Finds a Place

Fabian Wildman's found a place. He's moving in with Betty Blue and her arty pals. This sucks because I know I'm going to have Hot Baby Roy move in, and he's an okay guy but it's just that I know we'll sit about the house watching...

Published 31 Aug 2009 1:40 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Lagan Meadows, Betty Blue, Hot Baby Roy, art college, stranmillis, bread, ducks, protege, arty pals, artists, cheap wine

Fabian's Lessons In Love

Today Fabian Wildman slithered down the stairs in his zentai (he says the tightness is comforting) asking for some honey. I told him I'd have to go back to the shop and steal it but that if I did I wanted him to fix it for me to hump and pump the...

Published 22 Aug 2009 12:14 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Shoplifting, Betty Blue, wank, unicorn girl, honey, hearts, bumfluff, big wang, seduction, hair, spunk, flowers, chicka

Fabian Wildman is Sick, and I'm Sad

Being skint is even worse when you get sick, and Fabian has the sniffles. I blame that *** Clarence for us waking up in a cold house. Anyways because he was sick and didn't want to go outside it was up to me to go out and steal him some honey and...

Published 19 Aug 2009 3:06 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Battle Cat, Dole, girlfriend, Shoplifting, lemsip, sick, cold, Betty Blue, clarence, supermarket, goodies, honey, sniffles, store detective

Bored in Belfast

I don't write much about the boring stuff, but there's a lot of me online looking for jobs (there's nothing decent) and Fabian looking for houses (they're all overpriced ***). Mostly I write about our visitors because they bring the most...

Published 18 Aug 2009 12:48 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Dole, Betty Blue, conspiracy theory, greys, plummy, visitors, broke, gangster, james whittaker, unfaithful, princess margaret, bilderberg group, bored, skint

A party at last.

Fabian Wildman was out when I got home from my metaller brothers. A bit careless like because he left Battle Cat in on his own. When he does this he leaves him out a bowl of food and lots of water so it's not too bad, but I sometimes worry about people...

Published 10 Aug 2009 12:24 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Fabian Wildman, Betty Blue, Hot Baby Roy, Larne, sexy, Hermione Granger, dick, vokda, cheerleaders, unicorn girl, closet homosexual, bring it on, sandcastles, clarence, blood, kirsten dunst

Fabian Can't Find a House

Fabian Wildman might not be moving out so soon. He says that him and Betty Blue have been out seeing houses and everywhere looks like a Who's Who of lonely Belfast. He's had people half skip screaming round the house with him about how much fun...

Published 5 Aug 2009 2:06 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Belfast Telegraph, Moving house, Fabian Wildman, Betty Blue, gumtree, hippy, carpet, fresh garbage, oxfam, daft.ie, thieves, landlords, homefinder

We'll Make Great Pets

My metaller brother called today and said that he hadn't seen me in ages, and wanted to know if I'd come to his house to hang out this week. I said yeah, and asked him had he heard anything about Wino Jo. He said that he'd explain it when...

Published 3 Aug 2009 11:08 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, fight, Fabian Wildman, Wino Jo, lick the bowl, Betty Blue, Larne, metaller brother, unicorn, extinct, hippy, endangered animals, primary school, bind date, panda, stories, dinner, tiger

Texas Hold'em Night

Today I'm feeling better, I didn't mind being sick yesterday because it just pissed down all day. I just sat in bed with my lemsips and played poker on facebook . I didn't realise I was so ruthless, I play a hot handed cut throat style. Fast...

Published 1 Aug 2009 2:43 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Sammy Wilson, Belfast, Westminster, Fabian Wildman, Party, sick, storm, Betty Blue, Balkazaler, Daemon, Stormont, rain, win big, cut throat, fast and loose, big win, aggressive, poker, texas hold'em

The party wasn't as cool as I'd thought

Turns out after thinking I had rock and rolled all night and been super cool that people at the party are calling me a spide. It's all because I threatened to hit that guy who was drawing on my face. Now here's what happened in detail: I wake...

Published 29 Jul 2009 2:28 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, fight, Fabian Wildman, Party, Betty Blue, Hot Baby Roy, make-up, chinese burn, chipped tooth, pottery, ghost, limp, mutherfuckers, leg, liar, cool

Art School Confidential

The party was a strange affair. Hot Baby Roy was on his best behaviour and have even had a wash (not just himself, his clothes!). I don't know much about art beyond a few chats with Betty Blue, and even then I only know some weird facts (they're...

Published 27 Jul 2009 3:33 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, guitar, Betty Blue, Hot Baby Roy, mother of bowling ball, gilmore girls, art school, make-up, hug the bowl, party of five, american accent, trans gender, grunge, graffiti, Drunk, pilot st

An Invitation of Sorts

Today me and Fabian Wildman walked to Ormeau Park with Battle Cat, He said he really likes it here and it would be *** if they turned it into the national stadium and that they should put it somewhere else. I asked him if he wanted it put elsewhere, he...

Published 25 Jul 2009 3:49 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Football, Fabian Wildman, Betty Blue, Hot Baby Roy, ormeau park, Hermione Granger, Emma Watson, boyfriend, potter fans, international blue, jk rowling, klein, national stadium, fantasy

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