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Belfast in the rare oul times

Taken from recordings made during the Mitchell and Kenyon visit to Ireland early in the first decade of the 20th century, this short film of the view from a tramcar in a wonderful looking Belfast city centre during 1901 represents some of the first recorded...

Published 2 Sep 2010 12:48 AM by yourfriendinthenorth

Filed under: Belfast, history

How to Find a Job Quickly

The Punchbowl Girl was round mine last night and no I'm not going into details, other than to say that I had to find a place to hide my spandex collection because I think it's a bit early days for her to find that out. I think spandex isn't...

Published 1 Sep 2010 7:11 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, spandex, fetishwear, call centre, rent, the punchbowl girl, agency, getting fired, finding a job quickly, grafter

My Hot Date in Belfast

So me and The Punchbowl Girl went to China China last week for our hot date, and I haven't posted since. So here's what happened. I show up at four like we'd arranged. You see China China has this all you can eat buffet deal. I you leave before...

Published 31 Aug 2010 10:53 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, blog, text, ice cream, china china, the punchbowl girl, banana balls, buffet meal, first date, posting, chinese restaraunt, cheap date, crying on a date

I put my foot in my mouth again

The Punchbowl Girl was in work today (she wasn't in yesterday). She didn't sit beside me. She sat on the other side of the room. I thought I'd better have it out with her. At break I asked her if I could have a word and me and her went out...

Published 24 Aug 2010 3:50 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, call centre, dublin road cinema, Cheapo Tuesdays, relationship problems, date ideas, asking a girl out on a date

Back in the Future and a lot of photos

Hi everyone and sorry for the bloggy absence. You might be happy to hear that I haven't had to be put on strong medication to get over the anti climax that was this years world cup but that does lead to the question of why this page has been bare...

Published 23 Aug 2010 12:52 AM by A Lifeform in Northern Ireland

Filed under: Blogging, Belfast, Crusaders F.C., Walking, birds, Irish League Football, nature, Ulster Folk and Transport Museum

Belfast's First Snuff Movie

I've put up a new poll asking which job I should go for. I'm getting to that stage where if I want to be earning good money in a few years I need to be on track for it now otherwise I'm just going to be one of those grumpy bastards that never...

Published 17 Aug 2010 1:37 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, foreigners, Good King Thumpo, shaftsbury square, snuff, nutts corner, Cops, st george's market, the punchbowl girl, zombie films, court case, tout, smithfield

Work is Making me a Mutherfucker

I've been all stressed out because of work. Sex with The Punchbowl Girl helps out but I'd like to get back to when I have time off wandering about Belfast having fun and doing the odd bit of shoplifting. I was talking to Hot Firey Love Lady when...

Published 14 Aug 2010 9:48 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: work, Belfast, Hot Baby Roy, big brother, winner, mutherfucker, call centre, manager, Cafe, wanker, hot firey love lady, sam pepper, eviction, psuedo-incest, big brother eviction

Ginger Incest

Hot Baby Roy and Hot Firey Love Lady were in the house last night. I was looking at them and thinking that they looked like brother and sister. That's how it is with ginger people. Their gingerness is such a key factor in who they are. It was like...

Published 6 Aug 2010 12:25 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Battle Cat, incest, mother of bowling ball, violence, kung fu, Fighting, ginger people, brother and sister

Who is She?

Today in work I was in the canteen stuffing my face with bags of crisps. I'm putting on weight in this job. It's all the sitting at a desk bored and talking to people on the phone who don't want to talk to me but have to. I think my targets...

Published 29 Jul 2010 1:30 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Party, phone, art school, scissors, call centre, fancy, crisps, who is she, off sick, crush, self harm, BA baracus, a-team, twenty one, targets, tan

Lads Night In

I yesterday when I came home I slept for a bit then I heard Hot Baby Roy in walking about the house. I went down to say hello. "Where's Hot Firey Love Lady?" I asked him. "She has some work stuff to catch up on," he said. "Can...

Published 22 Jul 2010 3:16 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Queens University, Hot Baby Roy, job centre, charity shops, hot firey love lady, drew barrymore, china china, ellen page, some guys, all you can eat, buffet, Rod Stewart, she pays, whip it

*** Lick For Breakfast

I haven't been to work since Friday, not because of Betty Blue and Kiss Boy, and not because of someone starting a facebook group for this blog (it makes me feel super cool). No, I've been off work with man flu. I've just felt really under...

Published 20 Jul 2010 1:17 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Battle Cat, toast, Betty Blue, jam, breakfast, kissy boy, dwarven sex pest, ann summers, coffee table, dick lick, strawberries and champagne, friday, pancakes

How to Avoid The Mess That Is Orangefest

That's me off on the first wee holiday to meself that I've had in donkeys (years - yes it's been years - unless you count going to stay with my brother in Larne, which I don't). I found out that I'd accrued a few days holiday so I'm...

Published 10 Jul 2010 2:03 AM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, Holiday, Betty Blue, Larne, parades, call centre, little my, kissy boy, popular google searches, twelfth of july, ex-boyfriend, orangefest, bands, the collector

Party Down and Go *** Yourself Creepy Poster Mutherfucker

Thanks to Patty Pat and Emma for posting the video below: I had my own experience with this guy a few months ago. I was out one day sticking up my stickers round Belfast (you know the ones) when I saw this guy on his bike in front of me, he was ripping...

Published 8 Jul 2010 11:49 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: Belfast, follow, Ormeau Road, party down and go fuck yourself, duderay, youtubedump, ravenhill road, stickers, team fresh, fly postering, a lifesize paper doll

Cannibal cafe opens in Belfast

Hat Tip: William Crawley

Published 29 Jun 2010 8:10 AM by yourfriendinthenorth

Filed under: Belfast, Trash

Dull Again

Work is dull, it's repetitive, it's safe, it's dull and grey. I went to the canteen to buy some fruit pastels from the vending machine, hoping to inject a little colour into my afternoon but the machine ate my money and chuckled as it kept...

Published 28 Jun 2010 2:25 PM by Party Down and Go *** Yourself

Filed under: job, Belfast, Money, call centres, canteen, reptitive, vending machines, afternoon, fruit pastels

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